November 12, 2013

Filed under: Unemployment — Etakeh @ 8:39 pm

More fun stuff from the job search.

At first glance, I thought this was “lighthouse keeping” and thought, COOL.
Then I realized that it wasn’t.
Then I realized that it was kind of creepy.

deerhornlighthouse

Your’.

Your’.

That is all.  No, actually it’s not.  I don’t understand Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word.  It’s silly.

youryour

Speaking of silly.  The name, and the product.sportula

November 8, 2013

That’s just sad, really.

Filed under: Random,Unemployment — Etakeh @ 5:20 pm

The fact that we need “crowd management” for sales.  Is sad.

But obviously necessary, when you look over past years.  It was great, seeing our proud and wonderful country headlining even in British papers – because of department store tramplings and so forth.

I’ll still probably apply.  Might be worth it for the entertainment value, huh?

crowdblackfriday

November 5, 2013

I once saw an ad…

Filed under: Unemployment — Etakeh @ 4:30 pm

I was sorely tempted to apply for this job.
But the meter was off.

onceknewjob

November 4, 2013

Job Hunting Fun

Filed under: Unemployment — Etakeh @ 12:09 pm

 

So I’m job hunting, and I’m finding that the ads on Craigslist are entertaining in their own right.

PAJob

Because why would an older man not need a mommy?  And what does “bohemian” mean, in this context?

 

phone_job

I want to take the job just so I can re-write their ad.

 

recjob

Same poster.  I really am not sure what they are even advertising for there.

 

colon

I just thought it was humorous that you contact Colon to work in Food Distribution.  Yeah, that’s the closest you’ll ever get me to telling a bodily-function joke.

 

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