So I’m looking for some wav’s, and find this site that has “sounds of faith”. What the hell, I clicked it.
GUESS WHAT?

That’s right, I looked for faith, and got the big ol’ 404. The resource I requested could not be found on the server.
Thanks, God! Right back atcha.
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Let me tell you a little story. It’s about the day of the momentous birth - mine.
The day of my birth, my mom was in the hospital being induced. The reason, I was quite a bit overdue and
Bonus! the couldn’t detect a heartbeat. Couldn’t detect my heartbeat. So, in the tradition of good Christians
everywhere, my dad and my aunt Dixie prayed for me. Amen.
Long story short, I came out alive and a little pissed off. According to my dad and aunt, it was because they
prayed. According to Dixie, God has his finger on me.
Again, I must say, ”Thanks, God”. I mean, I’m not one to second-guess the all-knowing, but what the hell was the point? It’s not like my life has been so great and meaningful that we can justify a “finger”. A goodly portion of my childhood sucked. My adult life hasn’t been a whole damn lot better, and don’t you dare say that god is just testing me. I’m not into that tempered by fire thing.
Ok, so I don’t even claim to have a belief as to whether there is a higher power or not, but the whole ”finger of
god” story just makes me cringe. Makes me wonder…
which finger was it?