On the outskirts of a small city in Oregon, rampaging cannibal chickens are taking over a small yard.

The catalyst: a chicken corn dog.

Even this small flock of just seven birds can strip a corn dog of its sweet corny exterior in seconds, exposing the chickeny insides under the cruel efficiency of their beaks. Within minutes, there is nothing left but the bare wooden stick, a sad testament to what was once a chicken – just like them.