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But I'm Not Bitter

POOTOOS ARE NOT NIGHTJARS.  They aren't Tawny Frogmouth. They don't even live in the same country.  Also gay, bi, pan, trans, ace, nonbinary, alla the queers are good here. Take your hates elsewhere.
I am old. Probably old enough to be your mother. Definitely too old to be here, but I've been told that I can not be counted on to not make trouble, so here I am.

  • I'll answer anything. I have no sense of decorum. Topics may include, but are not limited to: Being old; being the parent of a millennial; PTSD; does it really get better, if so how; cats; chickens.
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  • Any sufficiently expensive technology is indistinguishable from magic
    -Not Arthur C. Clarke
    Actually me.

    #money changes everything #science #magic
    Sep 13 2022
  • protobacillus:
“https://www.protobacillus.com
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    protobacillus:

    https://www.protobacillus.com

    Sep 12 2022
  • A cardboard political compass but instead of political tendencies the quadrants are jock prep nerd and goth. The compass is filled with photos of people we’ve covered on the pod. For prep nerd we have Ben Shapiro Dr Oz Roger Stone Elon musk  Zuckerberg Jeff Bezos Steve Bannon Hitler and Jordan Peterson. For goth nerd we have Savitri Devi the satanic panic the state of Oregon Bin Laden and behind the bastards. In between goth and prep on the nerd side we have George Lincoln Rockwell and 9/11. For jock prep we have the police David Grossman the Boy Scouts Winston Churchill Dr. Phil Kissinger Jim Baker FDA. For Jock goth we have Saddam Hussein Robert Evans action park the Moonies Bolsonaro Stalin Christopher Columbus and Paul Shaffer. Alex Jones is in between Gotham prep and high on jock. In between nerd and jock on the prep side we have Rush Limbaugh James O’Keefe and Steven Seagal. In between nerd and jock on the goth side we have John Harvey Kellogg and in the middle is chairman Mao.ALT

    Went to a panel last night hosted by the people who make the Behind the Bastards podcast.

    This happened.

    #politics #behind the bastards #robert evans #margaret killjoy #garrison davis #two other people I can't remember their names #alignment charts
    Sep 11 2022
  • londonloves:

    I know the queen is dying but a pine martin has been spotted guys

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    There’s no way this is a coincidence.

    (via higurehige)

    Sep 09 2022
  • etakeh:

    etakeh:

    Prince Philip is Dead!

    Prince Philip is Dead!

    Prince Philip is Dead!

    Prince Philip is Dead!

    Prince Philip is Dead!

    • Prince Philip is Dead!

    Have a nice trip south, dude.

    Sitcom idea: Rush and Philip are “accidentally” booked into the same room in hell.


    Hilarity ensues.



    (Y'all, he’s dead, and you could have taken him in a fight while he was alive, so??)

    Y'ALL

    “OH SHIT It’s my wife!”

    screen shot of multiple headlines stating that queen Elizabeth the second has in fact diedALT

    #rush limbaugh #prince philip #queen elizabeth ii #they're dead dave #they're all dead dave
    Sep 08 2022
  • antiqueanimals:

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    Life After the Dinosaurs. Written by Mary O'Neill, illustrated by John Bindon, 1989.

    Dunkles is my favorite.

    (via sixth-extinction)

    Sep 08 2022
  • solarishashernoseinabook asked:

    I heard you once talked to a atudio about a movie deal for Anansi Boys, but walked away when the studio said "is there any way we could make all these characters white?" Is that true?

    neil-gaiman:

    Yes. Although it wasn’t a studio, it was a prominent director with a Movie Deal.

    Ok it’s been a while since I’ve read it, so maybe I’m out of line,

    but


    how would that even work?

    Sep 04 2022
  • wavewell:

    lotusmasterpeace:

    handsometruth5:

    I asked that same question in a college class about ancient Afrikan civilizations. My professor gave me a similar answer. But imagine if the entire world actually took heed to this information.

    Yes, actually theres a famed historical account that Mansa Musa’s brother (the richest human in history EVERRR) sent a fleet of about 2200 boats (one wave of 200 and another wave of 2000!!! Boats) to America about 150 years before christopher “fuck boy psychopath-deserves to have his name deleted from history” columbus

    The end of the voyage left only one captain with one ship returning to Mali, out of the 200 ships that were released.The captain claimed that the other ships and crew members had been pulled into a current and disappeared. (the canary current mentioned in the video)

    Mansa Abubakr II began to prepare another larger fleet, and declared to make the journey himself. It consisted of 1,000 ships carrying crew members, as well as 1,000 other ships which were supplies, including trade materials, crops, animals, and gold which are abundant national treasures in the Mali Kingdom.

    The strongest evidence even comes from Columbus the Fuckboy, who is believed to be the first outsider reaching America in 1492.

    In his journal, he mentioned that Native Americans confirmed, “Black-skinned people had come from the south-east in boats, trading in gold-tipped spears”.

    The natives described the spearheads as “guanin”, a word for “gold” in the Mandinkan, the language of the Mali Empire.Chemical analysis of the spearheads found that the gold came from West Africa

    So you literally have natives saying “yeah it was some black people here for a min. They came from south America” and literally using their word for gold. Its pretty conclusive what happened. The real issue is society’s reluctance to deal

    I *think* this is what Thor Heyerdahl was trying to prove with the Ra Expeditions, yeah? To some extent?

    That boat travel between the two continents was absolutely possible?

    It’s like people don’t want to admit it…huh. Odd.

    (via anarchistettin)

    Sep 04 2022
  • renthony:

    Another big reason that streaming-only media is awful?

    I’m doing research for a video essay about the Hays Code. I can get a copy of The Celluloid Closet at my library. Know what I can’t get? A pair of queer docs that released as AppleTV and Netflix exclusives.

    I’m LIVID that I’m getting paywalled on multiple things that would be extremely helpful to my research and writing. I’m trying SO HARD to go through libraries and legal sources, but streaming-only documentaries are making it impossible. Physical copies need to be made.

    I spend a lot of time thinking about how much recent queer media has been streaming-only, with no DVD releases. What if it all disappeared tomorrow because no physical copies were ever produced? What if the streaming companies edit it, censor it, quietly get rid of it?

    We know FOR A FACT that Disney+ has been censoring and editing things for the streaming platform. People noticed because they had copies of the originals to compare it to. Sure, changing the dryer to a pizza box in Lilo & Stitch may seem like a harmless change, but think. THINK.

    How many blink-and-you-miss-it “first gay characters” has Disney released? How many could be erased just as easily as the dryer from Lilo & Stitch? Streaming-only media is easy to censor. To take away completely. This is why I hoard queer media. What if it disappears one day?

    In short: Download your favorite gay cartoons today. That way they will always exist on your hard drive, even if the streaming companies try to bury them.

    Sep 03 2022
  • bluesturngold:

    nessamiibo:

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    Hey, I know this post is cute in a vacuum, but please don’t share ‘wholesome’ home surveillance content and do Amazon’s job of making neighborhoods into hotbeds of police surveillance for them.

    Ring’s new TV show sounds like America’s most dystopian home videos
    Ring Nation is Ring’s latest attempt at normalizing the idea of people surveilling one another
    The Verge

    “Ring, the Amazon-owned home security company that’ll sell you a camera just as swiftly as it will give law enforcement access to that same camera’s footage without a warrant, is producing a television show that sounds an invitation to participate in the surveillance state. You know, as a fun family activity.

    Deadline reports that Wanda Sykes has signed on to host Ring Nation, a new America’s Funniest Home Videos-style clip show from MGM Television, Ring, and Big Fish Entertainment, the production company behind Live P.D. Described as a 'daily dose of life’s unpredictable, heartwarming and hilarious viral videos’ in a press release, Ring Nation will feature footage captured on people’s Ring cameras presented in a way that’s meant to be entertaining.”

    Today I learned Amazon has a form so police can get my data without permission or a warrant
    If police convince Amazon it’s an emergency, they get access
    The Verge

    ACAB includes Amazon

    (via anarchistettin)

    #yes I know they were already bastards #but still.
    Sep 03 2022
  • She ran calling WIIIIILD….fire

    etakeh:

    This message brought to you my Michael Martin Murphey

    Here we go, a more useful bunch of information than “GO GET A RESPIRATOR AND PANIC WITH ME”.  I appreciate this person so much.

    I hope this information gets around as much as the post I made about cold weather dressing - this is just as important, just in the other direction.

    I was guilty of not having enough carriers for all of my animals - I’ve since rectified that.

    I also ordered respirators today.  They aren’t that expensive!  You can get them on the Evil Site of Evil for ~20 and up.  Make sure they either come with the filter pads, or you get some.  It’s not always standard.

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    The following links were provided in subsequent posts:

    Wildfire planning resources 

    Evacuating with animals

    Emergency supply kits

    Pre-evacuation prep steps - includes a checklist

    If you can’t leave in time

    Alix Powell @thatpowellgirl
    Y’all remember last year‘s wildfires? @MinkasaurusRex [hey that’s me!]
    brought to my attention that is wildfire season again, and I think that calls for a safety thread. These graphics showcase last yeardrought drought versus this years drought. This year has the potential to be much, much worse.

    I’ll put the rest in the Read More.

    Keep reading

    boop. that time again, PNW +

    #wildfire #fire #forest fire #smoke #psa
    Sep 02 2022
  • etakeh:

    etakeh:

    There is definitely one trumpet to go along with the drums in Portland. 

    This was moments after being declared a riot, LRAD still…LRADing in the background.

    Sad day.  

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    (source)(please watch the video)(”I”ll see you tonight, guys!”)

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    (image source)

    And also:

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    Thinking about this guy tonight.

    #j25 #doom 2020 #pdx #pdx protests
    Sep 01 2022
  • thevaultoftheatomicspaceage:

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    screenshot from princess mononoke showing the forest spirits guys with their little cocked heads and funky face holesALT

    #rattle rattle
    Aug 30 2022
  • PSA: Free covid test last call

    Screenshot from the usps website reading  September 2, 2022: Free COVID-19 Test Program Will Be Suspended  This order for free at-home COVID-19 tests program will be suspended on Friday, September 2, 2022. Learn more at COVID.gov/tests.  Find more information on free testing resources in the COVID.gov/tests "Other Testing Resources" section or by calling 1-800-232-0233 (TTY 1-888-720-7489).ALT

    Hey all get your red hot covid tests while they last!

    We’re at THREE ROUNDS now. If you haven’t gotten all three for your address, you can still get them!

    Seriously, it just takes a minute to order. Even if you don’t think you’ll need them, someone might and you might have one.

    COVID Home Tests | USPS
    COVID Home Tests | USPS
    special.usps.com

    #covid #covid testing #usps #plague #doom 2022
    Aug 28 2022
  • etakeh:

    picture of a collection of copper kinetic music players, crammed together on a shelf until they're cleaned and fixed.ALT

    I’m super happy to have my collection of kinetic music pieces back in close range.

    Now it’s time to clean them up, straighten and bent bits, then start watching YouTube videos on how to repair the music boxes inside.

    My favorite one plays “The Windmills of Your Mind”. It’s first one I need to fix.

    closeup of one of the players, a windmill that, when operational, has turning blades.ALT

    This one works pretty well though:

    Some of them just need the elastic band that turns the moving parts replaced, but some have stopped playing all together. That’s what I need to study on.

    My music box collection.

    They are powered with these little guys

    sankyo winding music box mechanismALT

    #art #music #metal
    Aug 26 2022